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“HHEY GUYS INSTEAD OF CALLING THEM OUR GAY FRIENDS WE SHOULD CALL THEM-” friends. thats what you should call them. friends.
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if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they can’t function
why aren’t they that distracting to lesbians
and at that point
why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes
Anonymous asked: You're beautiful!
I’m so bad with compliments.. Thank you, you’re beautiful.0 notes / 6 hours ago / reblog
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LAST NIGHT I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS IN SCHOOL AND I FELL ASLEEP IN ENGLISH CLASS ND WHEN I WOKE UP I WAS SUDDENLY AT A BUSINESS MEETING AND THE ICARLY CAST WAS THERE AND CARLY AND SAM STARTED OFF LIKE “Im carly, and Im sam and we’RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH YOUVE FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE” AND THEN SPENCER CAUGHT ON FIRE